Taco Bell’s Volcano Taco

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Of course I had to try Taco Bell’s new Volcano Taco, or at least the Lava sauce.  I’d be lax in my duties if didn’t at least try it once.  So during all the running back and forth between the city and the suburbs, I stopped off at a Taco Bell and got myself a bean burrito with the lava sauce instead of the normal bean burrito sauce.

Two things come to mind:

1) I can’t say the lava sauce is any hotter than the fire sauce they already offer.  In fact, it may be less hot because the cheese is cutting the bite.  Sure, there’s a nice lingering burn, but it definitely didn’t make me leak smoke from my orifices or need to splash Pepsi on myself (more than I do now anyways).  All in all, it wasn’t amazing, but it was a decent alternative to the normal sauces.

2) I believe that “Volcano Lava” refers to what happens to your stomach after eating the sauce.  I didn’t eat again until 10:30 that night because I was convinced that the lava sauce had actually eaten through my stomach lining.  If THAT is what Taco Bell wanted as an end result, this sauce is named perfectly.

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9 Responses to Taco Bell’s Volcano Taco

  1. Derek says:

    Lava sauce was the best thing to ever happen to Taco Bell. Why would they ever stop serving such an amazing sauce that compliments everything. Was it made of some kind of rare African herb that is hard to get or extinct? BRING IT THE FUCK BACK!

  2. SEFF says:

    OH, YES AND THE VOLCANO TACO IS GREAT.

  3. SEFF says:

    THIS IS FOR JEFFERY, YOU ARE SICK, THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU. SEE A SHRINK BEFORE YOU HURT SOMEONE. THE ONLY DICK YOU HAVE IS THE ONE BETWEEN YOUR SHOULDERS.

  4. smokin says:

    @ jeffery-So you can eat it? And get lava sauce all over yourself?

    I just had one of these mother effers and I was HORRIBLE-havent had to go to the bathroom yet, but felt like I was going to throw up for awhile

  5. jeffery says:

    i wish my dick was a taco bell taco!!!!!

  6. jeffery says:

    i want waon soo badd it is soo good
    iam haviung an orgasm thinking about it!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. alezal says:

    I THOUGHT IT WAS DELICIOUS I LOVE IT AND IM SITTING IN COMPUTER CLASS THINKING ABOUT it and how im going get one right after schoooooolllll yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm wow thoes are good and i am not being weird they really are and that is my opinion!!!

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  9. bigraj says:

    I tried a couple yesterday. Thought the flavor was okay, but the main reason I tried it was because it’s advertised as a spicy taco. It was not, which pissed me off. Nothing spicy about the shell, or the sauce. I’m from south Louisiana, so maybe that has something to do with it, but usually when something is supposed to be spicy, I can tell that there is indeed some spice to it. Not this crap.

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