Drink Cola At An Early Age!

Found on Digg

Found on Digg

I need a copy of this for our kitchen.  Framed and on the wall.  I love old advertisements, but this may be the best one I’ve seen in years.

How soon is too soon?

Not soon enough. Laboratory tests over the last few years have proven that babies who start drinking soda during that early formative period have a much higher chance of gaining acceptance and “fitting in” during those awkward pre-teen and teen years. So, do yourself a favor. Do your child a favor. Start them on a strict regimen of sodas and other sugary carbonated beverages right now, for a lifetime of guaranteed happiness.

The Soda Pop Board of America

1515 W. Hart Ave. – Chicago, ILL.

- Promotes Active Lifestyle!

- Boosts Personality!

- Gives body essential sugars.

P.S. Yes, I know it’s most likely a fake.  The misspelling of guarantee and the reverse image of a Coke bottle are pretty dead giveaways, but it’s still damn funny.

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One Response to Drink Cola At An Early Age!

  1. Walt says:

    Yes, it’s most likely a fake. If nothing else, Hart appears to be a north-south street.

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